Apparently, my jokes are sew bad, my daughters think I should go joke shopping at Joann Fabrics…because I need new material.
In literature using double negatives are a no-no.
I’m so bad at math that the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
When I was in High School I announced to my family that I wanted to clone myself. My mom said “Wouldn’t that be just like you.”
Police weren’t sure if someone broke into the Scotch Brand factory until they checked the tape.
When I used to work at the drug rehab center, we put a sign on the lawn that read “Keep off the Grass”.
Where do they teach people how to serve ice cream? — Sundae School.